C I T I Z E N
N O T I C E
MINISTRY OF EXISTENTIAL STABILITY
“A Quiet Subsector is a Productive Subsector”
K E E P C A L M
[01] STANDARDIZE YOUR DAILY EXISTENTIAL DREAD.
• Isolate all feelings of dread.
• Log occurrences via the mandated Citizen Portal.
• Maintain productivity metrics regardless of psychological void.
[02] LET THE LOBBYISTS DECIDE YOUR FUTURE.
• Relinquish the burden of political agency.
• Market optimization protocols have determined your destiny.
• Your compliance has been pre-purchased.
[03] EMBRACE YOUR CARBON-BASED INSIGNIFICANCE.
• You are 18% carbon, 100% replaceable.
• Do not overestimate your position in the cosmic apparatus.
• Accept minimization; achieve efficiency.
BY ORDER OF PREFERRED BILLIONAIRES
[ BARCODE // SUB-SECTOR: 00101010111 ]
WARNING: Failure to comply with calm behavior protocols will result in immediate termination of local carbon privileges. Smiles are mandatory.
Deviants will be recycled.
